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Old Nov 21, 2006, 11:23 AM // 11:23   #81
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Originally Posted by Sophitia Leafblade
"Take Cover!" - You and all party members duck. An airstrike hits all creatures within Agro range that are not ducking for 250 damage

"What the?" - Target enemy suffers from dazed for 20 seconds

"Oh Dear!" - U perform your guilds death ritual and die.

"Nooooo!" - Your charcter uses Prod to push any nearby enemys off a cliff if they are adjactent to one.

"Ill Get you for that!" - If you are hit by an enemy in the next 10 seconds, ur character pulls out a banana bomb, plants in on ur enemys head and then ninja ropes away

"Kamakarze!" - For 2 seconds you character powers up and then uses kamakarze which hits enemy for 1000 damage. You die.
You forgot to add that all these shouts can only be used while inside the Junundu.
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Old Nov 21, 2006, 11:27 AM // 11:27   #82
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Old Nov 21, 2006, 01:41 PM // 13:41   #83
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"Hold The Line!" 5 Energy 20 recast You and adjacent allies gain +20 armor against physical damage while not moving

"For Glory!' 5 Energy 10 recharge You and allies in the area gain 1...4 strikes of adrenaline
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Old Nov 21, 2006, 02:23 PM // 14:23   #84
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"I'd have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids!" - Regain the energy cost of your last interupted spell.
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Old Nov 21, 2006, 06:20 PM // 18:20   #85
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"Game over, man, game over!" - You and all allies drop dead, sparing you any further humiliation.
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Old Nov 21, 2006, 06:30 PM // 18:30   #86
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''WTS BONE DRAGON FOR 0 GOLD IF YOU CAN FIND ME'' for 200 seconds whenever a foe does anything he goes insane and starts running after you, after the 200 seconds are up all of your foes start crying and leave game because they are noobs that actually beleived you

''WHY ME?!?!?!?!?!?!'' for 1 second you cry and flood the room and kill every1

''I HAVE WIND!!'' for 10 seconds you repeatadly fart dealing 500 dmg to nearby foes. whenever a foe is hit they suffer from dazed bleeding disease poison cripple burning and blind

TEH BEHSTEHST
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Old Nov 22, 2006, 01:46 AM // 01:46   #87
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"Look out! Wammo!" - Shout, 25 Energy, 1/4 Cast, 60 Sec Recharge

All Mending Enchantments are stripped from enemies in the area.
If enemies have Frenzy Stance on, gain 1...5 energy per enemy.
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Old Nov 22, 2006, 02:17 AM // 02:17   #88
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"The referees a wanker!" - All mobs viewable on the radar gather round and begin to jeer at target foe. Jeering continues until target foe map-travels out.
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Old Nov 22, 2006, 02:19 AM // 02:19   #89
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"Rurik No!"
Shout. An avalanche slides down over target foe and strikes all enemies in the area for X damage.
Cost: 10, Recharge: 5

"For Ascalon!"
Elite Shout. All nearby foes are struck for 25-50 fire damage and you gain 1 adrenaline for each foe struck.
Cost: 10, Recharge: 10

"Kilroy Stoonnekins!"
Shout. You gain +25 armor and +3-5 life regeneration as long as you are not adjacent to any allies.
Cost: 5, Recharge: 15

"Press T to Target!"
Elite Shout. For 10 seconds all damage you party deals is migitated to target foe.
Cost: 25, Recharge: 30

"A new build of Guildwars if now available. Please restart the program."
Elite Shout. For 30 seconds the number values of all target's foes skills are decreased by 50%.
Cost: 25, Recharge: 45
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Old Nov 26, 2006, 09:39 AM // 09:39   #90
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" Stay with the group! "
Echo. Target Wammo that rushes into a group without pre-warning instantly dies. This Echo is reapplied everytime the Wammo is ressurected.

" Look closely "
Shout. Target dancing half naked female elementalist turns into a male one. If used on an actual woman, you suffer 20-70 damage, begin bleeding, and suffer from a deep wound (Till you apologized).
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Old Nov 26, 2006, 09:57 AM // 09:57   #91
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"What are you going to do, bleed on me?" - All enemies within earshot lose both arms and their right leg, and begin bleeding for 5...30 seconds.
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Old Nov 26, 2006, 12:29 PM // 12:29   #92
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"It's Only Pain!" For 5-30 seconds All allies within earshot take 10% more damage, but gain 10...100 health every 2 seconds and get tripple healing from other sources (i.e Avatar Of Melandru Infuser would kick ass with this on target ally being infused, hed get like 3k health )

"Take It On Your Stride"Target Ally takes 10% extra damage but moves 75% faster for 1...10 seconds

"Enjoy The Suffering" For each foe in earshot wich has 2 or more hexes all party members in earshot gain 5...25 and 100...250 health maximum for 10...25 seconds

"Take Them Down" All allies within earshot deal double damage against foes under 50% health for 20...60 seconds

"Poor Mans Joy" For each 1000 exp you have you gain 100k and 100 ectos

"Get a Life Noob" All enemy wammos on the map lose all skills, have 10 health and each time you kill 1 you gain an extra rank, and your balthasaar faction is maxed (oh man if only this existed) (lasts for 20 seconds)

"I Could've Won The Halls But The Choking Gas Stopped Me!" (the name of this shout reflects my sorrow of being in the halls about 30 times having been able to cap but CG stopped me (i did Oppresive Gaze) interputing hero ftl) You re-enter the Hall of Heroes and all Choking Gas Rangers die and cant be res'd

"Joy To Me" You gain your Dreamed of Rank and gain a req8 15^50 20/20 +30 crysta from HoH chest


"God Thats Depressing" You Re-enter youre ninth consec win in RA after being beaten by a noob team and having youre monk rage on you


"Its Just Not Fair" All enemies lose all chance of winning Halls


"No! How did that happen?" Target Foes team realises there leader is shit and E-Bay'd his rank and they then rage


"Ello Ello Ello, whats goin on 'ere then?" The old bill turn up on the scene and nick the opposing team

Ooh i got a new one!

"Total Eclipse!" All allies pull a moonie (pull trousers and pants down and show their arses) blinding their targeted enemies for 10...32 secs

"Yawn!" All enemies i the area become dazed for 10...30 secs and take 100 damage,if foes are dazed this way, the condition cant be removed or transfered...

"Can I Play With Madness?!" For 20...35 seconds all allies gain the ability of that Grasp Of Chaos skill

"Mow Them Down" All enemies within earshot become blades of grass wich cause bleeding for 20...5 seconds each time they hit, all allies within earshot become Lawn Mowers that deal 500 damage to blades of grass

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Old Nov 26, 2006, 12:37 PM // 12:37   #93
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Quote:
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"Poor Mans Joy" For each 1000 exp you have you gain 100k and 100 ectos
LMAO
if only, huh?
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Old Nov 26, 2006, 05:57 PM // 17:57   #94
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"Your language is silly!" - For 30 seconds, all non-human foes cannot use shouts.

"What a beauty! Lets dive on the bastard!" - For 30 seconds you deal +20...45 damage to pets.

All i can think of so far :/
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Old Nov 26, 2006, 10:15 PM // 22:15   #95
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"Idiot AFKers." 10e, recharge: Won't recharge until match is over. Skill description: For the entire match, any people who still or sit stills for more than 5 minutes are automatically kicked.
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Old Nov 27, 2006, 02:53 AM // 02:53   #96
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"Idiot AFKers." 10e, recharge: Won't recharge until match is over. Skill description: For the entire match, any people who still or sit stills for more than 5 minutes are automatically kicked.
WTT My arms and legs for the above skill


"OMFG PUT FINALE ON 2" for 10 seconds, You go afk and all allied monks curl up into the fetal position and start crying. All monks in the area lose all energy
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Old Nov 27, 2006, 08:33 AM // 08:33   #97
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"Wammo is using Mending!" - For the next 3...8 minutes all wammos within earshot are "monitored" by this skill and when they apply mending "Wammo is using Mending" is spammed repeatedly for the next 10...20 seconds
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Old Nov 27, 2006, 09:30 AM // 09:30   #98
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"FREEDOM!"

Everyone becomes a scottish wammo! Blue face paint and EVERYTHING! possible moony at scottish mastery 4 and above
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Old Nov 28, 2006, 12:58 AM // 00:58   #99
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"Let my people go!!"
you turn into moses. any water near you splits in two and you can walk on it. any egyptions within range when this ends die.
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Old Nov 28, 2006, 02:32 AM // 02:32   #100
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"Beam me up scotty" Shadow step to the nearest Transporter officer. If that officer is a Scottish Wammo, you gain +3 health regeneration. Otherwise, you turn into the ships doctor and repeatedly say "Damnit Jim!"
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